wipes

[heatray5d]

Someone brought their baby in. It's currently 40 feet away from me, and yet the scent of baby musk is almost overpowering.

I like babies! This is the best kind of baby too. You know the ones that just look fat and pissed off like a shaved Persian cat? The best. But seriously, I should have to be near a baby to smell baby wipes this strongly.

Comments

[pyrric.livejournal.com]

Of your limited baby scent options, wipes are likely the least offensive.

[goat.livejournal.com]

I hate scented baby products. Especially diapers & wipes. Yuck.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

They all look like Winston Churchill to me.

[popetom.livejournal.com]

40 feet is well withing the blast radius of an average yield baby.

-PT

[mistresshellena.livejournal.com]

Yech. I agree that scented baby products are the pits.

YOu might appreciate this game I play with my daughter in the car: "and then..." stories. It's basically exquisite corpse for kids where we build off of each other's stories. Our favorite character is "Baby FooFoo" who poops. all. the time.

PLHHTLPTLTPTHTHTHPTPPPPP.

Tinkerbell comes to babysit her alot too. And PLHHTLPTLTPTHTHTHPTPPPPP.