Brace yourself

[heatray5d]

Here's the raddest sentence I've ever written on LJ. Ready? Here we go:

I'm at the emergency room at 1:30 in the morning, because yesterday I either broke or dislocated my middle finger doing backflips off a rope swing at a Gwar show.

Comments

[artisticskin.livejournal.com]

That is the most metal thing ever.