Brace yourself

[heatray5d]

Here's the raddest sentence I've ever written on LJ. Ready? Here we go:

I'm at the emergency room at 1:30 in the morning, because yesterday I either broke or dislocated my middle finger doing backflips off a rope swing at a Gwar show.

Comments

[tyler-durden451.livejournal.com]

Yup, that would qualify as epic alright.

[silas7.livejournal.com]

Epic.

[scorched-angel.livejournal.com]

May as well just pack it in now. There's no topping that statement right there.

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you are awesome.

I mean OK.

No, I mean awesome.

[lachesis.livejournal.com]

I'm holding out for the aged man version of "I broke my hip at (insert cool thing here)"

Not that I hope it's coming.
But you know, precedents.

(glad your signaling finger is ok.)

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

Well, we all know how important your middle finger is to you.

[artisticskin.livejournal.com]

That is the most metal thing ever.

[mesatchornug.livejournal.com]

When I grow up, I want to be half as cool as you

[julishka.livejournal.com]

hope you're ok! so broken or dislocated? did you have to flip the xray machine the bird? can you get a copy of said xray?

speedy recovery!

[evildrgo.livejournal.com]

It might have to come off. I have a cleaver.