lonely

[heatray5d]

A few weeks ago, I redid my Facebook profile, and set my relationship status. Everyone else seems to get a little strange through Facebook now and again, and I thought "Why should I miss out on all the hot internet tail." Since then, the ads down the right hand side have been for NOTHING other than over-30 singles sites, and I can't help but wonder if I'm maybe more lonely than I thought.

Just today, all of the ads for 31-year-old blonds in tube tops have been replace with poorly spelled ads about how I can quit my job and make over 100,000 dollars a year. I wonder if Facebook knows something I don't, or if it's just worried because I took today off work.

Comments

[popetom.livejournal.com]

We have a group for this.

Our meeting are once a month on the third Thursday.
They consist mostly of staying home, alone, and drinking a bottle of whiskey.

The 'group' part comes in knowing that you aren't the only person home, alone, and drunk on whiskey on a Thursday night.

Best of luck with your Internet tail.

-PT

[islandofzilan.livejournal.com]

yea, facebook has been bombarding me with get rich quck schemes too

[windowpane.livejournal.com]

yeah i get those too...
i guess it's all downhill from here. :/
MEH!

[bnp1223.livejournal.com]

No matter what I set my relationship status on I get ads for plus size lingerie. So I guess FB thinks I'm a) a women and b) fat.

[heatray.livejournal.com]

Or a regular sized cross dresser. . .

[anechoic.livejournal.com]

I've always had my suspicions...

[cris.livejournal.com]

did you see that Facebook article in the Phoenix about two weeks ago? Apparently, the trend is less about using Facebook to hook up with random strangers or friends of friends, but more about renewing old high school crushes.

so, obviously, you just need to visit California again, or be open to arranging little booty call rendezvous somewhere halfway like Chicago.