The most evil wader

I like how German people say "Darth Vader".

my robot friend

Amtrak has these creepy police state propaganda videos ("You may be 'randomly' selected by a group of white male police officers to be poked in the butthole with an autobaton for no real reason. Because if terrorists attack our comically outdated rail system no one would probably notice and the terrible, obvious flaws in the whole shebang would suddenly be on the news for part of a day. Like for instance the time a few weeks ago when on the same night, two different trucks were hit by trains while driving down isolated stretches of track nowhere near a road, and if that's even possible then searching your bag is kind of moot isn't it?") in which dead-eyed actors wearing cop suits narrate Schoolhouse Rock style lessons about obeying the violent thugs who prevent the entire Amtrak world from descending into total anarchy. They play on monitors all over South Station just like messages from a crypto fascist future state are supposed to. 

Anyway, this morning they had a new one that opens with the first few bars of what I am 98% certain is a Kraftwerk (which my phone wants to correct to "meat week." Thanks iphone!) song that isn't Trans Europe Express. I can't help but feel that someone, somewhere is missing some kind of point.